Try not to laugh😂😂😂

Jokes are meant to be funny. A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative. Structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. Funny Nigerian jokes is another part of Nigerian culture! You should always be on top of the latest and funniest jokes.

Here are some jokes to make you laugh and forget you are having a bad day:

• A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "that's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.ugh!".. The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her, "the driver just insulted me".. The man says, "You go right up there and insult him, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you".😂😂😂😂

• Our politicians go to the US when they need to work, to Dubai when they need to buy something, to Paris if they wan to rest, to Europe if they want to study! They only get back to Nigeria when they want to die. So, is it that Nigeria is a cemetery?😂😂😂😂

• A child asked his father, "How were people born"? So his father said "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adult and made babies and so on". The child went to his mother and asked the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now". This child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!". His father replied, "No! your mother was talking about her side of the family"😂😂😂😂

• This girl just walked up to me on this long annoying bank queue and asked "what is happening here?" I politely replied we are waiting to collect plantain and palm oil.😂😂😂😂

• When you meet her parent and her mom says "so you're the one dropping her off late at night in the black car" but you ride a bike.
😂😂😂😂

RIDDLES AND ANSWERS

• What's at the end of rainbow?
Ans: W is at the end of the word rainbow

• How much dirt is in a hole what was dug 5m deep and 6m wide?
Ans: There is no dirt because it was dug out.

• There is an apple 26 feet away from the horse the chain is 24 feet long. How will the horse get to the apple?
Ans: Easy, just walk there. The chain isn't tied to anything.

• If I eat I live yet if I drink I die. What am I?
Ans: Fire

• What a poor man has, a rich man wants and if you eat it you die?
Ans: Nothing.

• What 8 letters word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and still makes a word. Take another letter away and still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
Ans: The word is starting!
Starting
Staring
String
Sing
Sin
In
I
Cool, huh?

• An electric train going to the east from the North has it's smoke heading where?
Ans: Nowhere. An electric train does not emit smoke.

TONGUE TWISTERS
~ Tom threw Tim three thumbtaks
~ Six sticky skeletons (×4)
~ If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose
~ Four fine fresh fish for you(×3)
~ Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
~ We surely shall see the sun shine soon
~ She sees cheese(×4)
~ Willie's really weary(×6)
~ Can her hair earn her an A(×5)
~ Three witches wished three witches but which witch knows which wish which witch wished.

 - Olawuyi, Aminat Ayomide.